Crazy News; Clever cat earns high school diploma’

20 Aug 2009 Uncategorized

When the tiny full ball ‘Oreo’ was rescued from a ditch, little did her new owners know that they has just taken on the new Einstein…well in the cat world that is.

Oreo’s owner, Kevin Collins, recently entered her into an online diploma test, and passed.

Does this not just embarrass the whole of man kind? We now have cats who have been taken off the streets getting diplomas when some of the younger generation in our world cannot even achieve a first grade certificate at the age of 16, does this not just prove that our generation is failing to keep up with the title of ‘smartest species’.

Ahh but there is a catch :)

 

This ‘diploma’ that Oreo achieved was an online test, and when she missed a question, the computer told her what it was, so the whole thing was a fraud? Panic over guys, we still rule the world, well for now anyway, a few practices and Oreo might know that test off by heart :O…

In todays news, Thorpe Park in surrey are banning people from putting their arms in the air on rollercoasters after some ‘complaints’ of peoples body odour.

Right okay, this has to be one of the most rediculous things I  have heard in a long while :)

Your on the ‘Stealth’ ride, your about to race off on the fastest rollercoaster in Europe, and end up 205ft in the air only to come down the virtical drop on the other side, the ride takes off , the breath taking speed hardly gives you times to think and you are back in the station, you and your friend walk away from the near death experience.

‘Wow! That was amazing wasn’t it?!’ says your friend.
You reply. ‘The only think I could think about was the person next to me, they STANK! I wish they had put their arms down it was making me nauseaus!’

I think you would have other things on your mind at 205ft in the air other than whether the person next to you smelt like a rotting corpse or not, don’t you?

Hello world!

19 Aug 2009 Uncategorized

Hello guys :)

My name is Tasmin or Taz most commonly.

I’ve starting this blog because, well I really like the ideas of blogs and vlogs, I will soon hopefully be starting up a vlog on YouTube, so look out for that :)

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